Characters



Willum Cubbert: (Mid 20's - Mid 40's) An architect and a pushover. Kind but intelligent could use a little gumption. Lacks backbone to stand up for himself.


Tansy McGinnis: (Mid 20's - Mid 40's) Willum’s on-off girlfriend. She’s been offered her dream job in DC and feels guilty for leaving Willum behind. Idealistic perky weather woman and is just as kind as Willum.


Axel Hammond: (Mid 20's - Mid 40's)Willum’s best friend, lives in Willum’s basement, pretentious, often inebriated drama critic, always ready with a sarcastic comment.


Rick Steadman: The Nerd. (Mid 20's to Mid 40's) Oblivious to insult and lacks manners or sensitivity. Works as an inspector at a chalk factory in Wisconsin.


Warnock Waldgrave: (Early 40's to Mid 50's) A boisterous slightly dim businessman with no creativity and no tact.


Celia Waldgrave: (Early 40's to Mid 50's) Warnock’s high-strung, put upon wife. She holds back all of her emotions and only releases her stress when she can break “something small.”


Thor Waldgrave: (8 years old) The terror of a son. Poster child for Planned Parenthood. Spends most of the time play hiding in a closet or bedroom.